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DOLLAR AN HOUR IS ALL WE ASK

Check it out, it's our super-duper value-packed deal! Just one measly dollar gets you a whole hour of gut-bustin' entertainment you can actually enjoy. And guess what? We're throwin' in more honest info than any fancy-shmancy movie out there!

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Turn your favorite number or birth date into a donation! Better yet, leave a note dedicating your donation to a loved one. Tell us why the number is special to you.

When you contribute $30 or more you will be automatically entered into a monthly raffle for merch. 

Become a full Admiral This is a very elite group of badasses. Be one and get the title added to your name, for example Admiral Dude Named Ben Stoner of Hells Canyon.

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Hey there, pals! UFO...No! ain't like those other podcasts, no way! We're sayin' buh-bye to regular ads and goin' all in on the love from you listeners. You're the ones keepin' us flyin' high with your cash and good vibes. So if this show tickles your funny bone, lend a hand, be a bud, spread the word – UFO...No! is the universe's SECOND BEST PODCAST, baby!

 

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Executive Producer Policy

if you're feeling like a real big shot with a Benjamin to spare, boom, you're an Executive Producer! Yeah, that's right! And let's say you're still feeling pretty darn generous, toss in 50 bucks or more, and just like that, you're now an Associate Executive Producer! It's gonna be right there in those fancy show notes, the real deal, Executive Producer and Associate Executive Producer. And hey, we're not messin' around, this credit's gonna have our stamp of approval. You know what an executive producer does, right? They're the money folks, the backers, the real deal players. And this ain't some fakey baloney credit, no sir, it's the legit deal for your bio. So come on, don't be shy, hit that Donation button down below and let's make you an executive producer!

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